Good morning kiddos! Today I'm going to talk about flatulence. Yes that means gas, farting, tuning up your butt trumpet, whatever you want to call it. It's been 1 year and 4 months that Chase and I have been together and in that time I've never let one go in front of him. That's a LONG time to hold in a fart and my tummy hurts now. Let it be known that yesterday was the end of our honeymoon because I ripped ass in front of him. He laughed it off until I couldn't stop. Then as nicely as he could he says, "Damn babe". Hey what do you expect to happen when it's been held for over a year? It's like eating potato chips.....once you pop you just can't stop.
Ok, now I'm laughing because that was funny!
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
The honeymoon is over
Ramblings of Melissa at 5:10 AM
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2 comments:
Ah yes, I have been with my hubby for 13 years, and still managed to avoid this! How pathetic am I?
Your guts MUST be dying! How have you survived?
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